Treasure
A friend delivered a most wonderful gift to me today. A massive old brass spittoon!
A bit of American history that perhaps every man needs, especially given the likely reaction it will garner from the women in our lives. It is I think necessary to add a bit of masculinity to ones house and nothing says nasty man like a big brass spittoon.
Mrs. Bailey ought to be impressed when it arrives home on Friday. Alas though, she will likely relegate it to my office.